I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF
This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.
Then bring me luck
the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work
(via spongebobssquarepants)
i’m actually a nice person so if i’m rude to you, you probably deserve it.
(via darlingbutdead)
(via octoberbug)
sacrificialle-deactivated202111:
*gets addicted to literally anything that distracts me from the fact i exist*
(via darlingbutdead)
“its all in your head”
ok but how do i get it out…
(via set-fire-to-our-insides)
“don’t lie, don’t cheat, and don’t make promises you can’t keep.”— Unknown
(via la-muertee)
There is a terrible emptiness in me, an indifference that hurts.
Albert Camus, The First Man, 1944
“All night I feel their absence and I burn.”— Carol Ann Duffy, excerpt of “Warming Her Pearls”, in Selling Manhattan